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Bancul Saptamanii Joke of the Week
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Weekly VIDEO Saptamanal
Anunturi Announcements
Picture of the Week Primavara in Galil si Golan. Foto: Aviva si Alon Gal Poza Saptamanii
Quotations Citate
Salutari Greetings
Grogger (greggerli) est o jucarie infernala pentru a face zgomot in momentul cand se pronunta numele lui Haman
Wili Löwenfeld, despre realizarea unui proiect: ”Stiti câte pozitii exista în raport cu o caruta care urca la deal? Trei!
Prima: Sa tragi alaturi de boi sa urci caruta la deal. A doua: Sa stai în caruta. A treia:
Sa stai pe margine si sa pui betze în roate".
Prima: Sa tragi alaturi de boi sa urci caruta la deal. A doua: Sa stai în caruta. A treia:
Sa stai pe margine si sa pui betze în roate".
Becky, who belonged to a synagogue group devoted to visiting and helping the sick members of her congregation (bikur cholim) , was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.
Since Becky was on the way to see another patient, and behind schedule, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she always had handy for needy patients.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car which was decorated with many Hebrew decals and bumper stickers.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "If it starts, I'm converting to Judaism" De la Kurti Plohn
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.
Since Becky was on the way to see another patient, and behind schedule, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she always had handy for needy patients.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car which was decorated with many Hebrew decals and bumper stickers.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said: "If it starts, I'm converting to Judaism" De la Kurti Plohn
Dintr-un raport al Politiei: "Faptasul legase victima cu o sfoara si era pe cale sa o necinsteasca. Din fericire noi, Politia, i-am luat-o inainte"
De la Pina Lupu
In urma cercetarilor privind efectele alcoolului asupra organismului uman, oamenii de stiinta britanici au stabilit urmatoarele:
Vodka + gheata = afecteaza rinichii
Rom + gheata = afecteaza ficatul
Whisky + gheata = afecteaza inima
Gin + gheata = afecteaza creierul
Cine ar fi crezut ca nenorocita aia de gheata e atit de periculoasa sanatatii si poate afecta in asemenea hal organismul ?!? De la Robi Klein
Modestie la New-York
Un saudian, unu' din Qatar, un iranian si un israelian stau la o cafea la New York. Zice arabu' din Saudia: "Am ceva bani in plus si cred c-o sa cumpar Citibank". "Si eu am bani in plus, zice ala din Qatar. Am sa cumpar General Motors".Adauga si iranianul:"Am trimis deja oferta sa cumpar Microsoft."
Toti trei se uita la israelian; asta mai trage o inghititura, nu-si ridica
capul si mormaie hotarat: "Nu vind nimic"!
De la Marta Goldner
De la Pina Lupu
In urma cercetarilor privind efectele alcoolului asupra organismului uman, oamenii de stiinta britanici au stabilit urmatoarele:
Vodka + gheata = afecteaza rinichii
Rom + gheata = afecteaza ficatul
Whisky + gheata = afecteaza inima
Gin + gheata = afecteaza creierul
Cine ar fi crezut ca nenorocita aia de gheata e atit de periculoasa sanatatii si poate afecta in asemenea hal organismul ?!? De la Robi Klein
Modestie la New-York
Un saudian, unu' din Qatar, un iranian si un israelian stau la o cafea la New York. Zice arabu' din Saudia: "Am ceva bani in plus si cred c-o sa cumpar Citibank". "Si eu am bani in plus, zice ala din Qatar. Am sa cumpar General Motors".Adauga si iranianul:"Am trimis deja oferta sa cumpar Microsoft."
Toti trei se uita la israelian; asta mai trage o inghititura, nu-si ridica
capul si mormaie hotarat: "Nu vind nimic"!
De la Marta Goldner
